Blood Gordons


contrary to popular belief, blood gordons, (excluding the beast) are absolutely not freaks. blood gordons, especially those of the goldfish variety, are actually highly educated and witty individuals with great taste in music. they are capable of going great lengths to prove someone wrong. i.e. making a legit definition for themselves just to accentuate the fact that they are not a freak.
jarret: “freak”
blood gordons: “challenge accepted” -sends link
jarret: ” .. ”
blood gordons: ” :d ”

.. and oh yeah, you just lost the game.

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