blood nut
an australian term for a red-headed pale person.
the more red headed, pale, freckled, etc. a person is, the more of a blood nut they are.
eg.
1. steve is such a blood nut, look at his red-hair and pale skin.
someone who has red hair. possibly in-bred.
“no wonder he wen’t postal, he’s a bloodnut.”
prince harry and his red cheeks
“look at bloodnut with his red cheeks smoking a cone”.
a rare condition when a man’s t-st-cl-s are filled with blood, rather than s-m-n. many think this mishap is due to being repeatedly kicked in the t-st-cl-s at a young age, but it is actually a hereditary desease.
catie: hey riley, how did last night go with sean?
riley: not so well, i got the bloodnut again.
catie: sucks to be you.
sean: who’s next?
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