when you have s*x with a girl on her period for the first time.
: i earned my blood patch when i was only 15!
- housewarming gift
a weird or unusual object that’s bought for new homeowners by friends or family. friend: “that’s a weird house decoration” homeowner: “yes, it was a housewarming gift” friend: “ahhh that makes sense then”
a person who lives a fast life! ready for what ever obsticals! im living too swivvy
irinic is the utmost level of irony that one may achieve by use of verbal and dramatic facts, for example – a person who claims to be a vegan and avoids meat but will eat a slice of pepperoni pizza because they are merely “peckish”. irinic can not be comprehended by those who suffer from […]
some who gets their p*ssy slapped mad times and has a major *rg*sm d*mn i was h*tting her up she’s just like a farrelldogger