Blood Sausage
a stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
“i have several guys i work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. to boot, they b-tch when they have to work. i have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. so i stopped complaining about my ‘blood sausage’ co-worker’s lack of abilities, as i realize it’s going to keep me needed around here…”
a stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
“i have several guys i work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. to boot, they b-tch when they have to work. i have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. so i stopped complaining about my ‘blood sausage’ co-worker’s lack of abilities, as i realize it’s going to keep me needed around here…”
after having s-x with a girl on her period, she proceeds to f-ll-t- the still bl–dy p-n-s.
when i woke up to the red scare, i realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.
the state of a p-n-s right after intercourse with a v-g-n- in her period.
i didn’t notice she was in her period so i went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!
when a guy f-cks a girl on her period. ergo sausage being a euphemism for the p-n-s, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.
i slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. when i pulled out, i had a blood sausage.
livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. often part of the english full breakfast, known as
the best part of the full english breakfast is the
a very red looking v-g-n-. the “blood sausage” has many different lips and is most terribly unattractive.
guy #1 – eww, dude look at what this girl sent me!
guy #2 – that is absolutely disgusting! it looks like a “blood sausage”.
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