blood stone
when you experience something so horrific your p–p fills your lower bowels and petrifies into a hard ball tearing your -n-s open and covering your t-rd with blood. one solid bl–dy m-ss.
we heard the screaming saw him crying and clenching -ss checks in pain, he could have at least flushed the blood stone he left behind.
british heavy metal band from town of corby in northamptonshire.
formed in 2001 with the sole desire of p-ssing off the townie element of their home town, bloodstone have slowly become something of a fixture at local rock gigs. their unique brand of true corbarian metal combined with their dumb-ss humour and striking good looks makes this a band that won’t be getting famous any time soon.
certain bizarre rumours circulate the town regarding the band. most of these are true.
chav1: “oh daz iz that the tw-t from bloodstone?”
chav2: “yeah it is innit”
chav1: “go on deck him”
chav2: “nah i heard they worship glue and sniff satan or somethink”
chav1: “oh i’ll do it then” -smack-
panick panic panick !!!
i panic easily
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