blood wizard
a “blood wizard” is when you’re banging a chick whilst she’s on the rag and you use the blood as lubrication. once your d-ck is sufficiently wet, you take it out, and flick the blood all over her back/stomach while yelling a spell.
her- “oh god yes”
you- “blood wizard?”
her- “what?”
you- “aaaaand fireball!”
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