bloodshelf
(v) this word derives from topshelf, which of course is where you sh-t in the toilet tank above the bowl, but in this case you are a female in the women’s room of a public tavern, and you sh-t into the blood-soaked “sanitary box” which is intended for disposal of tampons and soiled pads.
bartender: did you find anything nasty in there?
janitor: yeah, some d-mn wh-r- bloodshelfed the third stall!
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