bloodstache
the resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. could also be caused by being a moron and having a bl–dy nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
carmen: dude did you get your -ss kicked today?
robert: nah, man. what you think that?
carmen: you got a giant bloodstache! you f-cking douche! was it your mom again?
robert: yes. -bl–dy sniff-
carmen: dude at least use a dental dam next time. gross!
a mustache of blood that comes from cutting your face in a horizontal line just above your mouth while shaving.
oh dude, you were supposed to shave your mustache for the wedding..
not grow a bloodstache
d-mn, that’s a fine bloodstache.
the resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. could also be caused by being a moron and having a bl–dy nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
carmen: dude did you get your -ss kicked today?
robert: nah, man. why you think that?
carmen: you got a giant bloodstache! you f-cking douche! was it your mom again?
robert: yes. -bl–dy sniff-
carmen: dude at least use a dental dam next time. gross!
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