bloody booger


noun- this seems to be a self explanatory situation, but let me clarify. a booger that it is in part or in whole, bl–dy. sometimes caused by excessive nose picking. often times a hung over beligerant drunk will find that he was punched in the nose and wakes up with a bl–dy booger.
socially unacceptable, except in frat’ houses.
“check it out man, i got a bl–dy booger! i think i’ll wipe it on the sofa.”
“oh no! oh my gosh! bertha just snagged a bl–dy booger!”
“hey, my drunk uncle got in a fight last and woke up with bl–dy boogers.”
“i put a bl–dy booger on my sister-in-law’s shirt”

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