bloody hook
the act of punching your lover in the face when they’re about to have an -rg-sm. supposedly enhances the -rg-sm…also enhances bl–dy noses and breakups that are really hard to explain to your friends. similar to the donkey punch but not as violent, and don’t apply to a specific gender.
“yo, we were so hot last night, she was about to come and i just bl–dy hooked her. she never saw it coming!”
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pretending to be something other than what you really are just to appear a certain way in front of others that girl really wanted to kiss me at the party but didn’t because she was playing the role.
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- Colamonpostoingllyiaderingerling
means ‘bad’ or ‘horrible’. most commonly used as a sophisticated sounding synonym for either. most commonly used in certain parts of australia. especially in southern states and/or territories. ‘wow this cheese smells colamonpostoingllyiaderingerling! i won’t be having any of that!’
- ROFPMSL
rooling on floor p-ssing myself laughing ” ha look at your face, rofpmsl
- ayoo
(pr-nounced ayoooouu) the thing you say after something you are proud/happy/excited of. exclamation of excitement, a mix of turnnnnnnuppp & yo the more o’s the more annoying/excited you are 😉 “ready to get smashed as f-ck tonight ayoooooo” “scored 95% on this bad-ss midterm ayooo” “i can’t believe they booked deadmau5 again, ayooooo”