Bloody Monkey


a 40oz of olde english 800 mixed with some cranberry juice

typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.

it is a very tasty treat.
you wanna 40?

only if you got some cranberry juice so i can make a bl–dy monkey
an expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.
“my arm hurts like bl–dy monkeys!”

similar expressions:
“…hurts like a mom.”
“…hurts like a b-tch.”

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