Bloody Mustache
when a guy (with a mustache) goes down on a girl and she has/gets her period while he’s eating her out causing the residue to get on his stache.
guy #1: freddy ate jenny out last night.
guy #2: how do you know?
guy #1: he came out with a bl–dy mustache.
guy #2: that’s just … wonderful.
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