Bloody Smurf
when you stick a blue magic marker up your b-tt till it makes you bleed.
cacr likes to bl–dy smurf themselves while they play evony.
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somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.
the ignorant little first grader was a bl–dy smurf.
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