bloody stool
bl–dy stool; often referred to as “the mans period”, or “the -sshole period” is a phenomenon that happens every week. sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting sh-t faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. the bl–dy stool appears soon after he arrives home. he barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bl–dy red missiles straight out of djibouti.
frank can’t come to the monday night football game he is still recovering my his bl–dy stool.
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