Bloody Tampon Contraband
a used tampon placed in a plastic bag. the person who carries bl–dy tampon contraband is eager to be searched. repeat offenders often carry bl–dy tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.
i hope that cop tries to search me again, this time i got a present for him. when he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bl–dy tampon contraband.
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