Bloody Trumpet
when you cut off your own d-ck and then blow through the hold at the head. “toot! toot!”
hey carl! why don’t you just give yourself a bl–dy trumpet!
n: f-ll-t– from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.
good g-d, what’s on rebecca’s face? cr-p, did she give eddie a bl–dy trumpet again?!
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