bloody valentine
when you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on valentines dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bl–dy valentine.
andrew: what’s wrong with cody?
jesse: he just got a bloddy valantine. he’s a wreck.
jenny: oh i gave out 50 bl–dy valentines last year, i don’t see what the big deal is.
jesse: only you could say that.
a s-xual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he’s rubbing her v-g-n-l area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down hard on the guys d-ck, causing him to bleeed. sucks.
bro i was gettin it from cindy last nght… but all of a sudden i got a bl–dy valentine!
when a b-tch is on her period and she wants to ride on the meat train. even more ironic on valentines day.
karl: yo bro what did ya gurl getcha last night.
brad: sh-t man all i got was a bl–dy valentine.
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