Bloomed
when your incompetent boss -ssigns you a pointless task for a sc-mbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. the details of this kind of -ssignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. the -ssignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten bloomed until the task is overdue.
man, i think i got bloomed this afternoon, but i’m pretty sure i’d be committing fraud if i went through with it. this -ssignment really bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!
smoke weed, then get the munchies and eat some magical mushrooms… may induce a bad trip man
“yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy sh-t”
“oh sh-t man, sh-t be crazy when your doin crazy sh-t like getting bloomed or shrazed”
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