Bloomin Blumpkin
the act of getting a bl-wj-b while taking a sh-t while eating a bloomin’ onion from the outback steakhouse. those three small successes equal the major one known as the ‘bloomin blumpkin’. this is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. n-bel prize winners hope to one day receive a bloomin blumpkin.
sean: “you know claire from lost?”
justin: “the australian one, yeah shes pretty cute”
sean: “i’d let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!”
justin: “if only! i could die a happy man after that”
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