Blooming Knicker Bacon


the wavy inner l-b– resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.
melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of b-tch-funk on my face.

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