Blooming Lemon
the blooming lemon is when your wearing a condom inside of a girl and you pee inside of the condom and it fills up like a water balloon, eventally popping, thus completing the sacred blooming lemon.
man i totally bloomin lemoned ashley last night and she threw up after! i thought she liked blooming lemons!
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