blooming


a colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. commonly used in the uk. also: blimming.
guy: “london is blooming expensive!”
girl: “i know, it sucks, doesn’t it?”
the act of expelling ones inner r-ct-m to resemble a fleshy tomato from your -n-s. usually occurs as a result of too much -n-l s-x.

this ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of -rs- pounding – usually on film. these artists can expel or ‘bloom’ their inner parts on demand. this flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer’s body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

this bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of j-pan.
uh oh… janice is blooming again.. her -rs- tomato is exposed. someone get her a pencil to push it back in.
the act of tripping on mushrooms.
we had a great time blooming at the beach yest-rday.

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