Bloomish


1. exhibiting the indomitable curiosity of leopold bloom, the undecorated hero of james joyce’s novel, ulysses
2. being nosy and talking to strangers in order to expand one’s knowledge about the world
3. developing creative, albeit fict-tious, theories to explain natural, social or cultural phenomena
bob wandered into whole foods grocery store and bloomishly read aloud the nutrition contents of so called “organic” trail mix and compared the number of ingredients to the corresponding number listed on non-organic trail mix.

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