bloontar
noun. a fat -ss blunt
guy 1: d-mn bro i’ve had a rough day, you down to smoke a bloontar?
guy 2: h-ll yea let’s get f-cking toasty
guy 1: oh yea baby you know i’m about to be stoney mcgoney
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