bloop ride
an urban rental car. a bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or s-x. it is advisable to use a bloop ride if you’re going to commit a crime so the car can’t be traced to you.
(court transcript:)
q. whose vehicle were you using at the time?
a. man, i don’t know. it was just a bloop ride i got off a friend of my brother’s girlfriend who owed me money. know’m sayin?
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