Bloptart


getting your dome sucked while eating a poptart
“your mom gave me a bloptart while i was eating a cinnamon kind…my favorite.”
1 more definition
the act of getting a bl-wj-b while eating a poptart
thanks mom that was the best blop tart breakfast ever!

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