Bloquitas


bloquitas is jordan knights version of calling his fans blockheads.

ladies all over the world feel honored by this definition, even those lacking the latin flare.
“whenever jordan knight calls out to his bloquitas, they surrender their credit cards for the chance to watch him eat bacon and maybe drink some tea with his pinky up”.

“look at that bloquita, thinking she has a chance with jordan”.

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