Blorch


to exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.
“eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching.”
the sound that is made after one’s head is shot off, and or exploded in an online first person shooter. and a commonly used taunt as well.
“b-tch! you got blorched!”
to vomit or throw up. also a noun referring to vomit
i ate so much i think i might blorch! (or) dude, alan just got sick, be careful not to slip in that blorch puddle.
a planet home to the slaughtering rat people. was eventually turned into a parking structure planet.
having successfully conquered earth alone, zim was -ssigned to blorch in operation impending doom iii due to his r-t-rdedness.
the sound that is made when you fist someone
when i fisten her it made a blorching sound.
slang for describing phlegm or snot.
when i had a cold, i had a lot of green blorch.
noun: marijuana, reefer, herb, pot, weed, ganja, or any plant with thc content. not usually -ssociated with hashish (see chunkage or sheesh)
verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.
“bob & greg brought some awesome blorch upstate, you should try some – it’s delicious”

“do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?”

“you better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude”

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