Blored
a cross between bored and lazy. used mainly over the weekends.
jessica- hey.
adrianna- what’s up?
jessica- nothing much, just being blored.
adrianna- don’t you have a garage to clean?
jessica- yeah, but i’m busy right now.
adrianna- with what?
jessica- weren’t you paying attention? i’m busy being blored!
blored (adj): when one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her -ss.
this state is commonly accompanied by ‘bunchies’ which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the ‘boredom x munchies equation’ by filling the emptiness of time with eating m-ssive amounts of food.
brian: hey, did you call me?
chris: ya bro, what are you doing? i’m blored as f-ck.
brian: sorry man i’m at work!
chris: sh-t. i’m so blored.
brian: ya. i’m at work, peace.
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