Blorph


(verb) 1. a type of physical -ssault involving an unexpected shoulder check, where the -ssailant tries to hurl their target into the air by coming in slightly lower than their targets shoulder, and rising up after contact.

2. any displacement of a smaller ent-ty by a larger ent-ty in a physical manner.
while walking down the hallway, the soph-m-re student was blorphed into the lockers by a senior on the football team.

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