blortmanteau
a blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and p-ssing, if pithy, appeal. they are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st century.
a portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, -j-c-l-t- or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly’) and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
‘you going anywhere this weekend, bob?’
‘i’m having a staycation.’
‘what does that mean?’
‘i’m having a holiday at home. heard that little gem on nbc, thought i’d use it. pretty cool huh?’
‘it’s a blortmanteau bob…and as such, i now have to maim you.’
n.b. blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
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