blossfeld


the ancient greek term “มั่นเหมาะน่าพิศวง”, rooting from the latin word “majestetiske” used to describe something of stunningly majestic and awe-inspiring features. this word is also used to describe someone who has a natural voice for singing and, oddly enough, someone who is very good at memorizing the anatomy of the human being.
jennifer: “g-d she is so blossfeld. i’m so jealous. i’m going to go spill hot soup on her!”

gloria: “great idea. then she wont make us look bad because of our narrow vocal range and our low human anatomy and physiology test scores!”

jennifer: “i’m going to go kill myself!”

gloria: “what about the soup?”

jennifer: -gurgles and drowns in bowl of hot soup-

gloria: “oh well, she was a b-tch anyway.”

the end yay

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