Blossom


the result of one’s -n-s after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. this leads to an -n-l prolapse, being the falling out of the r-ct-m from ones -rs-hole. the image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming
your mother’s -rs-hole has been abused and penetrated so hard that it has begun to blossom
1. leader of the powerpuff girls.
2. a flower.
3. a tv sitcom about the teenage redhead who has problem with her life. lizzie mcguire stole the ideas from blossom.
1. h-llo. blossom here!
2. the flower blossoms in spring.
3. that tv show, blossom, was a very dumb show! switch the channel, dawg!
as explained by the world’s foremost perversion afficianado, john waters, in the director’s commentary for “a dirty shame”, blossoms are the result of having been -n-lly fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.
i really enjoyed and miss the nbc sitcom “blossom”.
hemorrhoid like folds of tissue that hang from the -n-s caused by excessive fisting.
1. ever since johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.

2. johnny’s blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. that’s it hanging over the fireplace.
originally a slang word first known in gay groups and fetish circles from the act of using the p-n-s pump on the -n-s until the r-ct-m, or other bodily organs are turned inside out to become revealed known as the “blossom.” the origin of the word came from a gay fanzine in the early nineties of the same t-tle called, “blossom” published in philadelphia. the fanzine specialized in amateur photographs sent in by male readers of their blossoms. the fanzine later changed their name and became more well-known in gay circles as “pump it up.” more recently, gay fisting groups have adopted this word to describe the same action but in the form of extreme fisting.
1. a man used a p-n-s pump on his -n-s to reveal a huge blossom.
2. his blossom was extremely pink and large in size.
when a gay man has recieved -n-l fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like mt. st. helen’s.
“percy and his fudge-packin’ pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest.”
1.noun-the leader of the powerpuff girls. slightly arragant, slightly bossy, slighty nice, slightly mean. and a whole bunch of other slightly’s.

2. a flower
1. “blossom, move out of the way, the giant monster’s destroying townsville

2. “i picked these blossom’s just for you!”

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