Blotting
doing something extremely fun and not speaking about it after
jesus- hey james want to go blotting?
james- whats blotting?
jesus- cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
james- christ that sounds fun, lets go!
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the process of getting blotto (being f-ckin smashed due to intoxication)
“are you going out tonight brah?”
“yeah, we’re going blotting up smithys first, you coming?”
“yes bro, i love blotting in smithys, belinda loves me see”
“umm…ok…see u there”
from the plan b song ‘where ya from’. the implied definition is that to “blot weed” is to smoke it. derived from east london slang – namely leytonstone.
possibly in use at tom hood comprehensive school. in 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 a – c grades at gcse.
plan b (ben)’s account of his walk to work:
i’m walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
past the shotters blotting weed
clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a d,
’cause this is everyday life.
london slang meaning; the act of selling drugs (sometimes referred to as ‘shotting’)
man 1: “safe man, you blotting out here?”
man 2: “yeah blud, i got -weed/mdma/cocaine”
at which point the exchange of money and drugs occurs and the transaction is complete
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