Blow a hootie
to explosively fart due to m-ssive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.
“oh sh-t, i’m about to blow a hootie.” “gross, greg just blew a hootie all over his pants.”
get (getting) p-ssed off, or about to get p-ssed off
“i’m about to blow a hootie!” or “don’t blow a hootie!”
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