Blow Donkey
the act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly b-tch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.
i didn’t know that fuggly b-tch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.
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