Blow Dry My Grapes
1. a woman giving a man oral s-x and kissing his t-st-cl-s. not to be confused with the montana term of eating rocky mountain oysters.
2. after a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own t-st-cl-s. this is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.
3. after a shower using the hair dryer to dry your b-lls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
my woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. during our kayaking trip in morro bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. after that sunny, and gritty, experience i, black bart roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the posturpedic missionary position.
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