blow job from hell
when a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. this unpleasant experience is due to the constant scr-ping of incisors upon one’s p-n-s. when this occurs, “going commando” is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.
my mom asked me if i hurt my knee but the cause of my limp was a bl-w j-b from h-ll.
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a toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent’s crotch. at this point they can do one of two things:
1: ram their head into their opponent some more
2: slam their opponent against the ground
both of these movements cause major dismemberment
holy cr-p! you just got a bl-w j-b from h-ll!
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