Blow Pop
a charms brand lollipop with gum in the center. the greatest lollipop ever invented. also, when used in normal conversation, can be confused with bl-w j-b.
derrek: yeah, i voted for stephanie for junior cl-ss president because she gave me a blow pop in the hallway. i love those things!
mark: what?!
derrek: no dude, blow pop.
mark: oh.
when a guy is face-f-cking a girl so hard he cracks her jaw, which results in a popping noise. this is the ultimate way of showing a woman affection.
wow, johnny just blowpopped the f-ck out of ivonne, he must really have feelings for her!
a very tasty lolipop with gum contained wihin it
comes in many different flavors
i gave my boyfriend a blow pop!
refering to someone who think they are hard but really are not (hard on the outside, soft on the inside).
look at this blowpop -ss dude…
a blow pop is a sucker.
“man that dudes a blow pop hes a str8 up sucka!”
the opposite of “mother f-cker”, in that the genders are switched, but commonly used in the same context.
“why don’t you go suck off your dad, you blow pop!”
happiness in a candy.
otherwise known as addictive.
your future world leader’s weakness (yours truly).
“i was about to behead the peasant, but i abruptly stopped when i heard his offer of unlimited blowpops for life.”
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