blowbo


n. a bl-w j-b performed by a hobo.

coined by penny arcade in the strip “a carnival of delights”.
where’s lance?

he’s in that alley getting a two dollar blowbo.
a bl-w j-b offered by a hobo in exchange for $5, food or drugs/alcohol.
that poor b-m down the street has to give out blowbos to feed himself since the local soup kitchen was shut down.
a hobo who will give head for money or food.
– so how u dealing with your breakup
-i went to 7 eleven last night to find a hooker to help me get past this, but all i could find was a blowbo.
-well how was it
-do u actually think i would do that
-umm yha
-… it was prty good
a bl-w j-b from a hobo
jim went down to 7-11 for a slurpee and a blowbo, he’ll be back in about 20 minutes.
noun. – a bl-w j-b given by a hobo.

{origin: the monday, september 8, 2008 penny arcade comic}
i went down to 7-11 at midnight last night to get a blowbo from the person who sleeps there.
a hobo who will give bl-wj-bs for food or money
i couldn’t afford an actual hooker last night so i just went to 7 11 and found a blowbo.
a bl-wj-b from a hobo. according to penny arcade, usually available outside 7-11s late at night.
hey, homeless person! here’s five bucks for a blowbo, cm’ere!

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