Blowcrastination
putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless bl-wj-bs
garth: “hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?”
lateef: “dude, i kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with tina so never got round to it…i feel bad”
garth: “all this blowcrastination is ruining your life!”
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