Blowed Dick



means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a b-n-r, but theres no stimulation so…pretty much your d-ck is lazy, its a b-n-r but just is half–ssed.
“haha, look at your d-ck, its a half b-n-r”
“no, im so blowed man, i got blowed d-ck”

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