blowholing


the art of -j-c-l-t-ng in a woman’s nostril.
crackho: where were you last night?
zzyzx: i was blowholing this fat chick and she sneezed it all over me.
a s-xual act performed via tracheostomy (a surgically created airway), in which a male inserts his p-n-s into the tracheostomy of either a male or female recipient, which is followed by a combination of forward and backward motion and heavy breathing by the recipient until -rg-sm is achieved and subsequently, -j-c-l-t–n.
blow holing someone is to throat f-ck a person with a tracheostomy and then c-m down their wind pipe.
caution: may cause s-m-n induced pneumonia

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