blowing off a log


the nasty farts you rip when you’ve gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is p-ssing over the t-rd lodged in your -ss. also known as an “omen fart.”
i knew we’d have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

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