blowing smoke
trying to pretend like you’re more important than you are or know something you really don’t understand.
“he’s just blowing smoke”
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euphemism for dissembling, spouting nonsense and red herrings or general bullsh-tting.
“blowing smoke about forecast uncertainty and drawing absurd inferences is not helpful”, said the commentator about senator larry lindsey.
someone who is a big ‘liar liar pants on fire’!
smoke blower: so sorry dude, i have to go to an emergency meeting at the church of the flying spaghetti monster and had to cancel my flight to sydney.
me: ok no worries, lets reschedule for next month.
smoke blower: facebook check in ‘arrived at sydney airport today at 10:20am’.
me: oh, he’s totes blowing smoke.
it means to leave a situation, such as the pub or workplace.
its a technique used in the army to leave a situation under the cover of a smokescreen. usually during tank manoeuvres.
“right, i’m blowing smoke.”
“what time are you blowing smoke?”
“in about 15 minutes.”
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