blowjob and sandwich day
day before valentines day (february 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. a sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.bl-w j-b and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.
i cant believe you bought sheila that necklace for valentines day, wow that must have been the best bl-wj-b and sandwich day ever!
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