blowjob by proxy


anyone who hooks up with a girl at a party who gave a bl-wj-b to anyone else earlier that week
guy 1: hey she gives good head
guy 2: dude, you just gave rory a bl-wj-b by proxy

guy 1: wtf?
guy 2: yeah, she gives lotsa guys bjs
when a bl-wj-b has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
the person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a bl-w j-b by proxy. being they are enjoying the -rg-smic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the bl-wj-b.
later wondering why others are calling them c-ck breath.
bob: “sally and i were at the pool when she gave me the bl-wj-b of a lifetime! i blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. i dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat.”
sam: “dude! that’s too funny! her husband gave you a bl-wj-b by proxy!”

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