Blowjob Goal
when a player scores a goal in an online game of nhl while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie’s crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a bl-wj-b. this goal is usually scored by f-ggots who can’t get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like vanillamilkchug or skoolz.
williston666: this f-ggot kid scored another bl-wj-b goal on me. can i get some decent gameplay one time? i’m going to play forza 3 from now on.
announcer: oh what a shot…… scores!!!!!!!!!
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