blowjob hangover


after a night of swallowing many loads, a girl will wake up feeling physcially ill, depending on how much c-m she let down her throat. the most common feeling is a bad headache, just as a normal hangover would feel. normal scale used, 1 drink = 1 load, so the more there is to “drink” the worse the hangover will be
wow dude, last night that girl melissa really showed her appreciation for the c-ck, she sucked off at least a baker’s dozen at the kegger, i wouldn’t be suprised if she’s got a m-ssive bl-wj-b hangover.

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