Blowjobable
“bl-wj-bable” – a girl with the following characteristics:
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your d-ck)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
…or a guy that girls would give a bl-w j-b to.
guy 1: “wow! that girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes”
guy 2: “yeah, she’s pretty bl-wj-bable… i could totally see her sucking on my d-ck”
or
girl 1: “i would totally give that guy a bl-wj-b!”
girl 2: “yeah, he’s definitely bl-wj-bable.”
a girl who is hot enough to recieve a bl-w j-b from. a level past hookupable.
person 1: dude, she’s really hot.
person 2: yeah, i guess shes blow-jobable
the distinction given to a female who you might not want to kiss, but would receive a bl-w j-b from.
shes a horse man!
i don’t know, she seems bl-wj-bable
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